For this post, I decided to gripe about something that is probably the equivalent of Hell on Earth In Modern Warfare 2, the Model 1887 Shotgun a.k.a Dualies. First off, I’m pretty sure the name of this game is Modern Warfare 2, can someone please explain to me why this game features a weapon that clearly originates from the 18oos? Well Yeah. As if this is not bad enough, some moron at Infinity Ware thought it would be a good idea to allow this monstrosity of a weapon to be Akimbo-ed, or dual wielded. I swear, this is where the Models really take a turn for the worst. Once wielded, the user of Dualies can kill anything just by pointing the weapons at an enemy, sometimes pulling the trigger is necessary, but this is a rarity. Even after supposedly being patched, the Dualies are still ridiculously powerful since most of the slumdogs that use these weapons will simply put on Bling with Akimbo, FMJ, and oh wait, Stopping Power too, just in case. Not only do the Dualies wield God-Like power, they are also abnormally accurate, unnecessarily mobile, have incredible range, and reload so fast that they would put Sleight of Hand to shame. Probably the most annoying thing about Dualies is the really stupid sprint that comes along with their usage, I’m sure these old timey weapons are light and what not, but to be able to full on sprint is just plain stupid. At least I can take comfort in the fact that this idiotic sprint makes the player look as though he/she is frequently anally violated.